it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
but what did drunk you ever do for sober you
one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider
If these people were POC i feel folks would be more concerned about gang
members being in govt. White nationalists throwing white power gang
signs behind a supreme court nominee they support and folks are arguing
etiquette
not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life
Why isn’t just called Making and Maintaining the Monarchy Through Deciet and Manipulation of Underclasses? Like…. that’s what it is. They don’t have Divine Right of Kings to lean on anymore so nuanced global headgames and fuckery are the only way to get away with being that kind of ugly and cruelly wealthy without a revolt.